The official JPEmergency fantasy soccer game is now heading into week 7 . Never too late to join and put a team together . Week 6 saw Rayovac , managed by Melissa B , stay at the top , with a 6 point lead over Sid Snot's , Skaville Skanks . Mel claims to have chosen her players on a Joel related basis but we here at HQ figure she really just has her eye on that big prize at the end of the season . And what a season so far ; Jose leaves Chelsea ?! Coulda knocked me over with a feather had I not been lying upside down when I heard it . ED.

The Glorious Life , the JPEmergency official fantasy footie league . Get down and Get with it .

Head to http://fantasy.premierleague.com/M/register.mc and sign up for The Glorious Life with number 177623- 66030 .

Q ; Who likes football ( soccer ) ? A ; Who doesn't !

Exactly . Well , now is the time to join the JPE sanctioned fantasy football league , The Glorious Life . Thrilling saturday mornings spent wondering what the hell's going on 5000 kilometres away . In far off , exotic places like , Bolton , Fulham , and , the wind whispers her name .... Sunderland . Bring in your friends and choose and trade players with Joel Plaskett Emergency punning names . Like .... my manager is Tottenham's Martin Jol . Y' know , clever shit like that .

End of the year winner gets something , anything . But everyone will be a winner because they don't call it the Beautiful Game for nothing ( except those dreary tuesday night second leg Inter toto cup replays , we hate them ) . Don't worry if you don't know your Liverpools from your Evertons , just close your eyes and pick the dudes with the funniest name . Or click ' auto pick ' .

Ok , so go to http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ > > > Once you have logged in and entered your team, click on the 'Leagues' link you can find on the the right of the page. Now enter the code 177623-66030 to join the private league: The Glorious Life.