Melbourne is a big city . We know this because we spent 7 frigging hours driving in it's friday rush hour traffic yesterday ; a bass drum here , a guitar amp there ...
So I was prepared when I had 45 minutes to get to the gig and my cab driver seemed a little outfoxed by the address. So it goes a little sumpin' like this ;
Turn right down Chuch st ....... past Bridge road and left on Victoria ....all the way down past the Salvos where Trio and me bought the fedoras ( Royal Stetson ! $20 , nae bad )....right on Hoddle ...up to the Eastern Highway ....head west ... that becomes Princess which becomes Cemetary West .....loop da loop ... right on Royal Parade....that turns into Sydney Road and up there on yr right is the Retreat Hotel . $24 .
Dang . We should move back to LONDON and do THE KNOWLEDGE .
It's a mad mad mad mad mad world .