We almost lost the ELK last night . Thought we had a medical Emergency on our hands . He turned quite pale , sank to his knees and couldn't focus . I gave him a wet face cloth and told him to stick out his tongue , Plaskett went for the insurance . Should we drive to the Emergency or call an ambulance . Boil some water !
Hang about ... what are those beside him ... crumbs ?
Turns out he was just high . Watch out fer them mull muffins .
2 comments:
A Canadian Elk snacking on Aussie Muffins! what were you thinkin! sure they are big and majestic (the Elk, not the muffins!) but they are not the brightest of our native hulking tree eaters! Your damn lucky he didn't wander on the highway and get killed by some passing trucker, imagine the police report! "It was big, real big, like some super sized Roo...and it just stood there"
Stu
It did just stand there too , for like , 8 hours .
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